2009年12月27日星期日

A Power Outage

Debra : What Sumo Wrestling Suits happened?

Simon : It's a power outage, obviously.

Debra : Oh, what am I going to do now? I've to hand in this report tomorrow.

Simon : Where do you keep the flashlight?

Debra : Some where in the kitchen.

Simon : Go find it so that I can check the fuse box.

Debra :It is probably my fault. I shouldn't have plugged three plugs in one socket.

Simon : This will teach you. Now go get the flashlight.

Debra : It's too dark. I can't find the way. Don't you have a lighter with you?

Simon : No, I've quit smoking for over one week. I'm afraid you'll have to grope your way to the kitchen.

Debra : Well, I guess that's it then….Ah! (She screams and Simon hears the dog barking.)

Simon : What happened? Are you all right?

Debra : I'm fine. I stepped on old Life. It must have hurt him very much.

Simon : Did you find the flashlight?

Debra : Wait a second….Yes, I've found it.

Simon : Why don't you turn it on so that you don't have to grope your way back here?

Debra : I want to, but there are no batteries in the flashlight.

Simon : Oh, no….Find a candle then.

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